Hypocrite Stew

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What's with this nonsense Idaho

Almost ALL the other states goin' legal

Weed no longer makin' you a criminal

Haha

Well not here

It's BULLSHIT

Well Officer

Right now

I'm dumb as Billy Madison

Got brains holier

Than the Vatican

Oh you're breakin' outcha'

Fancy pen

With the bright ass light at the end

You want me to stare in that

Try to count back from ten

I don't think so sir

But I'm not so sure

My tongue is numb right now

I'm at a loss for words

Saw your lights behind me

Fore I jumped that curb

My car smells like what

(SMELLS LIKE HERB)

No way sir

That's just absurd

My words aren't slurred

I coulda swore it was your's

You all sound blurred

You still seem unsure

I ain't tryin'

To waste your time

Like some mindless jerk

First let's look at this

Through the eyes

Of a half minded jury

Then I'll disperse

(We'll see about that)

I popped three hydro

Two Xans

An Ativan

Yeah I'm feeling good

But no shenanigans

A law abiding citizen

Up until the late AM

I'm crazed on all my medicines

Take more meds than veterans

On big pharma I depend

Yes sir I'mma family man

I'd rather kick back twenty pills

On any given ev-en-in'

Or if I'm feeling really bland

Mix em' with my scotch

Before I pop on  CNN

We stuck up in this society

Everyone's got anxiety

Doped up un-justifiably

Can't we all just ignite the tree

Everybody come fly with me

Well that's all just fine

I'm so sorry that I stopped you sir

Wasted your time

Naw it doesn't seem to me like

You've committed a crime

Plus I know SOMEWHERE out there

Some teens are sparkin' a dime

That sounds like a much better

Use of my grind

So I'mma cut you loose

Hey but may I remind ya

If you ever come across

An evil POT SMOKER

Losing their mind

You need ta pickup your line

Punch in those three little numbers

That begin with the nine

Imma speed on over

All ready and primed

A whole rally of

My buddies closely behind

So we can kick out your teeth

And really unwind

Smash out your windows

Cause we're feeling confined

Or maybe that's our tear gas

And flash bang mines

You can try to run or stop us

If you feel so inclined

But were takin' down

You assholes

One at a time

I guess that this is society

Everyone's got anxiety

Doped up un-justifiably

Far too scared for sobriety

Then they all try to lie to me

If you feel like I feel

Nd you wanna put down them pills

You could fly with me

FUCK

It's  gotten so bad it hurts

How many more folks

We gonna shove in the dirt

How many more of my people

Gotta roll in a hearse

Before we look around

See which problem is worse

Dependency is the curse

Presently we have the chance

Damage we can reverse

If you can agree with me

Just holler out yellin'

CHURCH

Chemically inducing

Smiles just to

Drown out your hurts

Man that shit won't work

Naw

Think I'd rather kick back

Spark up the purp

If you're willing to wake up

Light up n' get burnt